Photo 10 Feb 692 notes coelasquid: adriofthedead: tentaclepornjoke: tentacledick: visceralmilk: jesus christ how AAAAAHHHhhhhh nope.avi Apparently this is a life-size model of the extinct-since-the-1800’s Cylindraspis vosmaeri, Saddle-backed Rodrigues giant tortoise. Aauuugh. It’s like…a turtle’s head had been pasted onto an old, elongated penis. And now the horrible images come into mind. 

coelasquid:

adriofthedead:

tentaclepornjoke:

tentacledick:

visceralmilk:

jesus christ

how

AAAAAHHHhhhhh

nope.avi

Apparently this is a life-size model of the extinct-since-the-1800’s Cylindraspis vosmaeri, Saddle-backed Rodrigues giant tortoise.

Aauuugh. It’s like…a turtle’s head had been pasted onto an old, elongated penis. And now the horrible images come into mind. 

(Source: flatluigi)

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    I don’t find it adorable but I don’t find it creepy either? :|a (hi I’m Emma I like reblogging things from the back of...
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    I say yes. Turtles Tortoises are really sweet. I would own like a dozen. For my mom of course.
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    Some one pays attention to their Spam emails.
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    YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE CHILDREN LET HIM LOVE YOU
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    WHOA it is like a giraffe and turtle had a baby and the baby was HORRIFYING
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    NO. He says ‘LOOK, WATCH HOW MANY OF YOUR CHILDREN I CAN FIT DOWN MY HORRIFICALLY LONG GULLET’
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    It looks really happy to see people.
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    This turtle should be a mascot to something.
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